(1984, dir. Paul Kyriazi, w/ Sid Campbell, Dalia Guiterrez, Eric Lee, Nancy Lee)

In this lost exploitation comedy gem, 2 pals tired of being losers and constantly rejected by women, decide to change their lives with learning martial arts. Through hard work they become kung fu masters, role models, find love, and become heroes after defeating an unruly gang of Ninja's for hire. Constant hilarity ensues. (IMDB)