Wicked Wednesday - All Tickets $10
(2012, dir. Timur Bekmambetov, w/ Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Benjamin Walker, Martin Csokas)
Abraham Lincoln, the 16th President of the United States, discovers vampires are planning to take over the United States. He makes it his mission to eliminate them. TJFILM INFO Not reviewed.
(2010, dir. Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer, w/ Ken Jeong, Matt Lanter)
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A spoof of vampire-themed movies. "A movie that will have you pining to watch the real Twilight films.Yes, it's that bad" Russel Lewin - SFX Magazine "The last time I heard a film audience in such a state of silence was during Ingmar Bergman's Winter Light" Peter Bradshaw - Guardian. "It's not quite as bad as Friedberg and Seltzer's usual output, but only in the way that measles is better than mumps" David Edwards - Daily Mirror. "It's not too bold a move to call Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg the two worst filmmakers alive" Dave White - Movies.com. "This Twilight parody is so close to the mark it's both painful and hilarious - like laughing when you vomit" Ed Woodcock - Timberland TimesFILM INFO (Astor rating)
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